April 24, 2013
Can I have one?
on my birth control pills
April 4, 2013
He looks like a Hitler experiment.
on a bad haircut
April 4, 2013
We’re in a fucking animal zone. We’re in a zoo!
on FroSoCo
April 4, 2013
Can vodka be a spirit animal?
no
April 4, 2013
Colonize me once, shame on you. Colonize me twice, shame on me.
on cultural reappropriation
March 17, 2013
What are gay jokes? I just say everyone’s a whore, but that’s a fact.
I see
March 14, 2013
I feel like by the time I graduate I’ll have a minor in alcohol(ism).
on wine/beer tasting in class
March 12, 2013
I’m congested. I really need to sneeze right now. I’m probably allergic to obesity.
on allergies? chubsters?
March 12, 2013
I am proudly pro-death.
oh really?
March 12, 2013
Are you numb now? It’s a way to live.
on eating frozen strawberries